There are certain things in this world that are not meant for human vision.
Photo by Lynn Kelley via WANA Commons
The Plumber’s Butt–on a Motorcycle
Look away from that new moon while the nice man fixes the sink. But what do you do when the sight is directly in front of you while driving?
The motorcycle passenger was wearing the black-lace thong and muffin top. I don’t have anything against muffin tops or black lace, but the combination with the new moon…*shudder*
Hope they turn and go a different way. If they don’t, you must take a different route or risk being scarred for life.
The Shirtless Jogger
I’m so glad people are out jogging. That’s wonderful! If you don’t mind, put on a shirt. I don’t want to see a half naked, gorilla man or a woman wearing a sports bra. I don’t care how fit or unfit they are. Maybe, don’t.
Seriously. If you’re going to be drunk enough to dance like a dork with your friends at a NBA basketball game (where you risk being seen by 20,000 people if you make the jumbotron), please have the courtesy to zip your fly. Awkward!
At least you’re too drunk to remember it later (the bad dancing and your XYZ). I, on the other hand, won’t be able to get rid of the image even after gouging out my eyes.
There you have it. Three things that my eyes wish they hadn’t seen this week.
Have you ever seen something that you wished you could unsee? (Keep it PG, please.)